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Pws legetai sta Tourkika h petalouda;
Emprime kounoup The young innocent boy went into the pharmacy to buy his first condom. The lady wanted to show him how to put it on and see if he could get it to work. She pulled it over her thumb and told him to put it over his d..k like that. She wanted some sex real bad so she suggests that he come out side and put it through a hole in the fence. Meanwhile she went behind the fence and put her a.s next to the hole. It was good when she came around and asked the guy how many he
wanted. He replied: To hell with condoms, how much will 6 feet of that fence cost.
Enas nearos Indianos phge ston arxhgo ths fulhs kai ton rwthse:
-Giati arxhge, emeis oi Indianoi exoume toso paraksena onomata;
-Na sou pw, paidi mou, tou leei o arxhgos. An thn wra pou ginetai h ullhpsh tou paidiou sumbei ena parakseno fusiko fainomeno, tote otan gennhthei to paidi otu dinoume onoma pou na exei sxesh me to gegonos auto. An gia paradeigma th stigmh ths sullhpshs xlimintrisei ena trelo alogo tote onomazoume to paidi "Trelo Alogo". An pesei keraunos sto dasos tha to onomasoume "Kerauno tou Dasous" klp. Katalaves twra "Trupia Kapota"; Pws legetai sta ispanika o fovitsiarhs;
Antonio Eklasamentes Einai to mhden kai to eksi kai kanoun volta.Kai leei to mhden(0) sto eksi(6):
-Pe malaka ftiaks'ta mallia sou!Sou petaei mia toufa... Posoi olumpiakoi xreiazontai gia na vidwsoun mia lampa;
kanenas. Erxontai oi Panathhnaikoi kai tous allazoun ta fwta! Paei enas xwriaths sto giatro kai otu leei;
-"Giatre mou de mou shkwnetai me tipota, ti na kanw;"
-"Loipon, tha pairneis auto to farmako, ligo ligo, kathe mera"
Autos omws epeidh de mporouse na perimenei to pinei olo monokopanias. Paei sth gunaika tou me thn opoia kanoun erwta 10 fores, meta paei kai phda th geitonissa, ton papa, ton proedro kai sxedon olous tous katoikous tou xwriou. Etsi oloi eixan anevei sto vouno.
Autos omws telika paei sot giatro gia na ton kanei na stamathsei na'xei toso megales ormes.
-"Tha valeis thn p...a sou sth mpataria tou trakter sou kai tha ths kaneis hlektrosok.Etsi tha stamathseis", tou leei o giatros.
Paei o xwriaths kai th vazei sth mpataria.En tw metaksu enas pou ton parakolouthei anevainei sto vouno kai fwnazei stous allous:
-"Trekste grhgora sth korufh, tha mas phdhksei olous!Th fortizei twra!" Pws legetai sta aravika o taksitzhs;
Omar Tarif - Ti einai makru,exei fleves,otan to paizeis euxaristiesai,kai otan to kais ginetai mauro kai se zestenei?
-To poutsouro! -Ti eipe to arapaki otan ekane gia prwth fora kaka tou?
-"Mama liwnw"!!! -Pos legetai autos pou prospathei na valei kapou to amaksi tou?
-Karnavali(car na valei) One day an elephant is lying on the jungle floor with a thorn stuck in his foot.
An ant comes along and offers to take the thorn out of the felled elephants foot.
The ant proceeds to remove the thorn and the elephant then turns to the ant and says "How can I ever repay you?" To which the ant replies "Well I've never scr..ed an elephant, let me f.ck you and we'll call it quits " so the elephant turns round and the ant crawls up behind its tail and just as the ant enters the elephant a coconut falls out of the tree and hits the elephant on the head.
the elephant cries out and the ant shouts "That's right b..ch take it all".
2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them
jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!". The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!". So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor. "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out." .The friend says thank you, and runs back to the campsite. The injured friend asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY? the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!
Mia fora htan enas Indianos kai zhthse apo ena pwlhth profilaktikwn ena profilaktiko!Autos tou edwse thn pio axrhsth marka profulaktikwn opote thn epomenh mera erxetai o Indianos kai tou leei:
-Indiano dunato,Indiana dunath,profilaktiko boom!
Tote autos tou dinei mia mesaia marka alla o Indianos hrthe kai thn allh mera kai tou eipe:
-Indiano dunato,Indiana dunath,profilaktiko boom!
Tote autos tou dinei thn kaluterh marka profilaktikwn pou eixe alla kai pali thn epomenh phge o Indianos kai tou eipe:
-Indiano dunato,Indiana dunath,profilaktiko boom!
Autos xwris na borei na kanei tipota allo tou edwse ena lastixo 1 oloklhro metro!Thn epomenh mera erxetai pali o Indianos kai tou leei:
-Indiano dunato,Indiana dunath,profilaktiko dinato,arx.dia boom!!! |
